Okay SERIOUSLY, let’s get caught up already.
Chris: Do you believe in him?
Vanesa: Pff. Of course not.
Yusun: Belief generates fear!
Vanesa: You could stand to have a bit more fear, dear.
Vanesa: My legs are missing.
Jizelle: Bye, ‘neza! Zorry you died!
Chris: Yeah, tough luck on that “dying” thing, ‘nesa.
Chris: How DARE you kill ‘nesa?!
Theresa: I’m GLAD you killed ‘nesa!
Prof. Von Ball: What?
Corey: Mind your italics.
Theresa: You’re leaving too?
Theresa: Hey everybody, Jizelle’s leaving! Let’s have a party!
Jizelle: I don’t want a party.
Theresa: Yeah, you’re not invited anyway.
I can’t be fixing your problems forever, ’13.
Grugly2013: You say that.
Grugly2013: But I see evidence to the contrary.
Corey: Wait, are we breaking up the harem today?
I dunno, there aren’t enough shots of moving mouths to get some dialogue going.
This is rapidly turning into a silent movie.
Theresa: We’ll miss you, Corey!
Corey: Why are you leaving, though?
Theresa: Okay! Bye!
Why are you all leaving?
Theresa: Because we checked our email today, and Brandi’s disbanding the SCIA.
Why is that only coming up NOW?
Theresa: Because NOW, my mouth is open.
Theresa: Lovin’ the cowlick, champ.
Theresa: That was sarcasm.
Theresa: I hate your cowlick.
Yusun: So, your neutral organization of neutrality fell apart, huh?
Corey: Apparently we needed a good organization of good to stand in contrast to.
Corey: Also, hello there!
Yusun: DON’T KILL ME
Corey: Oh, man, that’s SUPER hot. Plead moar!
Yusun: You’re making it sad AND gross.
Corey: Christ, use a tissue. I don’t want to send the snot flying when I shoot you.
Yusun: You could just NOT shoot me.
Corey: We’re gonna have to differ on that.
Corey: SAY YOUR PRAYERS
Yusun: I’M AN ATHEIST
Corey: So is god.
Corey: You really don’t want me to stop this halfway through, honey.
Yusun: I’M TOO OLD AND UNFULFILLED TO DIE
Corey: Existential teenagers.
Yusun: So hey, was someone supposed to come and collect me, or…?
And then she explained that since she hasn’t been moved onto the lot, the game bugged out when she died.
Grugly2013: You’re narrating now?
Grugly2013: I CAN’T FIX IT NOW
Also ROOFS, 2013.
Grugly2013: SAME COMMENT
Grugly2013: Wait, CAN I fix it?!
Yusun: I could be your sidekick.
Corey: Present your side, let me see if I like kicking it first.
Corey: Eat my finger.
Corey: Do you do dishes?
Yusun: That’s a death sentence!
Corey: She learns fast, for an elderly teenager.
Yusun: Yeah, I think this ought to appeal.
Yusun: Wow, look who’s brave!
Corey: Can’t stop, flies will eat me.
Yusun: So, what’s my first sidekick lesson?
Yusun: Doesn’t really sound like my thing.
Yusun: Wanna sound my thing?
Corey: That’s what I’ve got a sounding rod for!
Corey: Oh, I see you went for the cheese.
Yusun: …maybe I can outshoot him.
Sure, except only one of you is on the main characters wallpaper from Chapter FIVE HUNDRED, soooo.
Yusun: I’m cuter, though.
Corey: NOT FOR LONG
Yusun: *shoots the ceiling*
Yusun: OH NO I SWALLOWED GLASS
Yusun: AND IT WASN’T EVEN THAT SUGARED STUFF
Yusun: I’m so petarded.
The Grim Reaper: THAT JOKE WAS PRETTY BORDERLINE.
I’ve been good, I earned it.
Corey: The important thing is, she left a stupid-looking corpse.
The Grim Reaper: DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GET YOUR NEIGHBOURS TO ADOPT THESE GLASS CEILINGS? THEY’RE SAVING US A BUNDLE ON BEAM STRENGTH.
Pictured: what happens whenever I try to clean something without getting dirty.
Corey: Well, you shouldn’t kill so many strangers on your porch, then.
Corey: …where’s my car?
Next time: how Shiloh can you Shigoh?
This chapter depicts gameplay from 8 May 2013.