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I’m really proud of the title pic joke for this update.

Welcome to Chapter Twenty-Three of the Pine Valley Chronicles!

In the two-part Chapter Twenty-Two, all hell broke loose at William Sharpe’s house and he continued on his road to becoming the greatest hero the SimNation has ever tolerated!

This update won’t be so mopey, although it’s my least favourite in a while – mostly because I had writer’s block the entire time and had little to no fun doing it. Your mileage may vary.

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Welcome to Chapter Twenty-Two of the Pine Valley Chronicles!

In Chapter Twenty-One, the zombies claimed more victims, Peter Reiner confirmed his evil beyond a reasonable doubt, and Cecilia Sharpe fought and fucked her way through one crazy-ass day.

This Chapter was originally a two-parter, but after some creative link editing I was able to cram it into one update. Science! No content was lost in this process.

Oh, and you know what’s really weird? This update, randomly, has no nudity or sex in it at all. That makes it a pretty strange follow-up to the rampant blowjobbiness of the last Chapter. Sorry? You’re welcome? I really don’t know.

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Welcome to Chapter Twenty-One of the Pine Valley Chronicles!

I return! In Chapter Twenty, Cecilia murdered her parents, William resurrected them, and the Murphys started making progress on the zombie cure!

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Welcome to Chapter Twenty of the Pine Valley Chronicles!

In Chapter Nineteen, William Sharpe and Abigail Murphy became lovers as the zombie apocalypse crawled inexorably forward.

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Interludes: I.1.

Welcome to Chapter Nineteen of the Pine Valley Chronicles!

In Chapter Eighteen, plans were finally made to stop the plague from spreading beyond Pine Valley. It all rests on a razor’s edge…

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Welcome to Chapter Eighteen of the Pine Valley Chronicles!

Andrew Murphy started working on a cure to the zombie apocalypse in Chapter Seventeen, which also saw the Charnel House of zombies lose their solidarity and William Sharpe striking names out of his little black book.

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Welcome to Chapter Seventeen of the Pine Valley Chronicles!

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Welcome to Chapter Sixteen of the Pine Valley Chronicles!

In Chapter Fifteen, we started seeing signs of resistance against the zombie apocalypse as William Sharpe and his half-sister Cecilia Phelps kicked undead ass.

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Welcome to the Pine Valley Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
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The fifteen Maker’s Cut posts finally wrap up here, but never fear! There’s dozens more stretching away into the future, and quite a few are already uploaded. Don’t stop now, keep going! YOU’RE ALREADY DAMNED.

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Pretty long update, this. Get a drink, and some chips, and settle into a comfortable chair.

You might want to leave the lights on…

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