Spam Comments Roundup, 2018 Edition

So I’ve had a few hundred spam comments in the short months since mirroring my journal to Some of them are goddamn hilarious, so I wanted to share them with you in a way that reveals their insanity without achieving their goals. From oldest to newest, here we go!

Don’t wear seat belts lest you drown in you own urine?

This one haunts me, to be honest. I’ve looked it up. I have no idea what it’s about. What if I don’t find out until it’s too late, and I’m wearing a seat belt, and I drown in my own urine?

Excellent post. A few people who are horrified by the no full flushing toilet scenario, who just shake their head in bewilderment, and go “no way” to the camping concept!

This one is like that friend who throws a two-word sentence in after you say something so they can then change the topic to what they want to talk about.

A portable camping toilet needs to have different features to a toilet that would be permanently based in an RV or on a boat. Thanks, very good post.

Sometimes the little sentence goes on the end, instead.

I would like to say that this blog really convinced me, you give me best information! Many areas have restrictions on buying such waste – so check before you travel. Biodegradable sacks, specifically designed for portable camping toilets, are easier to dispose of in open countryside.

Why would you buy waste?

Portable camping toilets are the perfect last-minute add-on item for your camping trip, designed for extended use and lengthy trips.

I guess some people think about shitting a lot.

Just want to say your article is as astonishing. Chemical toilets with larger waste reservoirs are used in RV’s and campers as well as for full-sized portable toilets or Porta-Johns used at construction sites and at outdoor festivals.

That information is less astonishing.

Excellent post. Chemical or portable toilets may be a life-saver for home health care or for elderly, disabled, or other people of limited mobility who need a close-by toilet or who need to avoid excreting large amounts of drugs or antibiotics into a private septic system.

Wow, is not being allowed to shit medicine a real problem? That sounds horrible.

Thank you for sharing excellent informations. Your web site is so cool. Similar to simple chemical toilets but more sophisticated in design are recirculating toilets which separate the waste from the chemical and then are circulated the fluid through the toilet tank.

For a moment I thought they were saying my web site is similar to simple chemical toilets. I mean, it wouldn’t be wrong, strictly speaking, but I’d still be offended.

Excellent post. I will be dealing with many of these issues as well. The ultimate travel toilet gives you all the amenities of your at-home toilet, on a much smaller scale.

Somehow I doubt we’re dealing with similar issues, buddy.

Portable toilets with chemical-coated basins on the bottom are excellent at deodorizing and neutralizing the bacteria of waste, so you won’t run the risk of bacterial exposure. However, those coatings aren’t going to do the entire trick. If you have any recommendations, please let me know. Appreciate it!

This is another bad-faith conversation trick: create the illusion of a two-way exchange by making the other person answer questions about your dumb topic.

No wonder some people really worry about going to the toilet when camping – it’s a big part of our daily lives as the fact above attests!

I’m not sure how the chapter about the courthouse bomb attested to fears about shitting in the woods.

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I’ve read lots of university papers with about this level of coherence, unfortunately.

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My comment bot is sooooo drunk.

Do you have any video of that? I’d want to find out some additional information.

Yeah, I take lots of videos accidentally. If you want to see me scrolling in Buy Mode for a few seconds at a time, email me and we’ll work something out.

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Hi, me. There are no visitors, but it’s true that the site hates being dirty.

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They all died.

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I’m glad you think the chapter links will work, the coding is pretty basic. I don’t know how to extend the post without making new chapters to link to, though.

With havin so much content do you ever run into any issues of plagorism orcopyright infringement? My website has a lot of unique content I’ve eithercreated myself or outsourced but it seems a lot of it is popping it up all over the internet withoutmy permission. Do you know any solutions to helpreduce content from being ripped off? I’d really appreciate it.

No, oddly enough, nobody else wants to take credit for the things I’ve done.

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I bet this one sets lots of people off. People who aren’t me, and aren’t literally incapable of making more than a few very minor typos. Like “I to find it,” for example.

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I don’t want to go to a famous blogger, I’d be jealous of them.

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Yes, everyone please give me money for playing with e-dollies.

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1. Your mind must be fucked. 2. Considerably more than a book, at this point. 3. Yeah, we’re only at, what, thirty thousand pics now? Needs more.

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This was on one of the chapters where Stephen photographs nude ladies, the existence of which had no reason.

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Well if that’s what you think about fucking lawyers and cheerleaders, you should avoid that other dude’s presentation, so as not to rely on his foolish feelings.

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This guy gets it.

I find this actually compelling. May I counter with a few questions? It’s just that..I know a few lessons that contradict this.

Yes, please teach me what’s incorrect about children playing and babies having birthdays.

Sounds okay on paper-unfortunately won’t succeed in reality, sorry..

Totally correct. No sane judge would let you off for machinegunning a cow mascot just because you thought they were a zombie.

You deliver some insightful points-however I think you are generalizing. I want to see you add to this, because you are a good writer and I like reading your articles.

Yeah, my biggest problem is definitely that I skip over the details. *posts a two-hundred pic chapter about D-list characters watching TV*

Great on paper-likely won’t succeed in practice, oh well..

No, the Sharpe Oil Tower looked good on paper and looks great in reality! Read ahead.

No reader will enjoy articles that have spelling error and grammatical errors. The more information you gather, slightly more effective you’ll become in discussing selected subjects. Once in a while go back and read your content regularly.

I think these comments have mistakes baked into them intentionally to stir the grammar nazis to respond. Also, fuck you, I have to go back to my old posts way too fucking often and it’s a point of fucking contention for me.

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Finally someone gets what I’ve achieved.

I don’t know about the listicles.. maybe a bit reaching.

The word you’re looking for is “testicles.”

I’m not picking fault.. however are you right regarding this? It seems a bit reactionary and I’m worried for you :/

Yes, I saw the zombies with my own two eyes.

I don’t know whether it’s just me or if everyone else experiencing problems with your site. It looks like some of the written text on your posts are running off the screen. Can someone else please comment and let me know if this is happening to them too? This might be a issue with my web browser because I’ve had this happen before. Thanks

This one gets my “Only Spam Comment That At First Glance Looks Legit” award.

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Don’t talk to me about smoking and then say it’s me who’s killing you.

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The zombies scared this dude.

You detail some compelling statements.

Among them “Hahaha your house smells like dog sex” and “I fucked your brother.”

You neglected something!

Thanks! I attended to it.

You deliver some great considerations-but I think you may be generalizing.

This on one of the courthouse episodes, so tightly stage-managed they practically sing.

I suspect that you might be trying to be PC with your topic, but please remind yourself that the more controversial thoughts can make for healthy debate when approached with respect..and it is your page after all, allow your voice be King here!

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You put forward some strawman arguments.

Whoops, I offended the serial killer community. That’s a bad one.

I think this is a little out of touch-could you add some detail?

Well of course it’s out of touch. It’s a half-decade-old collection of decade-old images!

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