The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Thirty

Welcome to the Pine Valley Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

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Yes, it has again been well beyond forever since the last update. I’ve had a problematic couple of months, alright? Just don’t count me out until I say I’m out. I still play Pine Valley regularly, I still enjoy telling this mess of a story, and I’ve got Simdecades of photos left before I catch up with myself.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Twenty-Three

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I’m really proud of the title pic joke for this update.

Welcome to Chapter Twenty-Three of the Pine Valley Chronicles!

In the two-part Chapter Twenty-Two, all hell broke loose at William Sharpe’s house and he continued on his road to becoming the greatest hero the SimNation has ever tolerated!

This update won’t be so mopey, although it’s my least favourite in a while – mostly because I had writer’s block the entire time and had little to no fun doing it. Your mileage may vary.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Twenty-Two

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Welcome to Chapter Twenty-Two of the Pine Valley Chronicles!

In Chapter Twenty-One, the zombies claimed more victims, Peter Reiner confirmed his evil beyond a reasonable doubt, and Cecilia Sharpe fought and fucked her way through one crazy-ass day.

This Chapter was originally a two-parter, but after some creative link editing I was able to cram it into one update. Science! No content was lost in this process.

Oh, and you know what’s really weird? This update, randomly, has no nudity or sex in it at all. That makes it a pretty strange follow-up to the rampant blowjobbiness of the last Chapter. Sorry? You’re welcome? I really don’t know.

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