The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Thirty-One

Welcome to the Pine Valley Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
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Back in record time! What can I say, this update inspired me. You’ll see why soon enough.

I guess I have an announcement to make, which I’m sure I’ll soon regret:

UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, THIS JOURNAL UPDATES EVERY MONDAY AND THURSDAY!

I’m serious. I’ve been writing like a man possessed, and I’m far enough ahead to make that promise for at least a few weeks.

We’ll see how long it lasts.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Thirty

Welcome to the Pine Valley Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

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Yes, it has again been well beyond forever since the last update. I’ve had a problematic couple of months, alright? Just don’t count me out until I say I’m out. I still play Pine Valley regularly, I still enjoy telling this mess of a story, and I’ve got Simdecades of photos left before I catch up with myself.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Twenty-Three

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I’m really proud of the title pic joke for this update.

Welcome to Chapter Twenty-Three of the Pine Valley Chronicles!

In the two-part Chapter Twenty-Two, all hell broke loose at William Sharpe’s house and he continued on his road to becoming the greatest hero the SimNation has ever tolerated!

This update won’t be so mopey, although it’s my least favourite in a while – mostly because I had writer’s block the entire time and had little to no fun doing it. Your mileage may vary.

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