The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Forty

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Back again, again. Again. You’re certainly owed an explanation about where I’ve been; I’ll let you figure out who owes it to you, and you can get it from them yourselves as well.

This entry is short, by which I mean it’s only twice as long as it would have been if anyone else had done it.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Thirty-Nine

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Most of the children of Pine Valley’s founders are now ready to have kids of their own, so it’s officially the end of Generation One! The selection process is over, and our six new arrivals for Generation Two are ready to move in. Statistically only one of them will survive the next few years, but it’s still worth meeting them; otherwise, how will you know where to place your bets?

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Thirty-Seven

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I’ve been struggling with this one for a long time. I try to keep a fairly even mix between the three things this journal usually delivers: humour, violence, and nudity. Unfortunately, this entry is all about the nudity without any violence and without a lot of inherent humour. I’m a lot better at finding humour where it exists than I am at making it up whole cloth. So… bear with me, alright? It gets better from here.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Thirty-Two

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Just so we’re all on the same page: this update crosses the line so many times in such quick succession that you can’t even see the line through the motion blur.

You’ve heard of “not safe for work”? I’m not sure this is even safe for home.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Thirty-One

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Back in record time! What can I say, this update inspired me. You’ll see why soon enough.

I guess I have an announcement to make, which I’m sure I’ll soon regret:

UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, THIS JOURNAL UPDATES EVERY MONDAY AND THURSDAY!

I’m serious. I’ve been writing like a man possessed, and I’m far enough ahead to make that promise for at least a few weeks.

We’ll see how long it lasts.

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