The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Fifty!

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It’s been a long, strange, violent, strange, sexy, strange trip, hasn’t it? And we’re nowhere near done, baby! Fifty chapters… it’s been almost two years since I started, and you know how far behind I am? Probably more than a hundred updates, and since I’m still playing there’s really no end in sight. I suspect I’ll keep going until the neighbourhood explodes… which, really, I’m amazed hasn’t happened yet.

Make sure you read to the bottom of this entry; I’ve made a little thank-you present for all my friends at LiveJournal!

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Forty-Eight

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Damn, but it’s nice to have a buffer of completed entries! We’re free and clear to Chapter Fifty, baby!

I wasn’t gonna post this one so soon, but what the hell. You’ve been good, so I’ll be good back at you.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Forty-Seven

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Okay, so I did mention last time that this one would be the Monster Update from Hell. It’s got nearly three hundred images, so it might be wise to have some food, drinks, and a bathroom to hand before you start. However, it’s also probably my favourite update ever, so hopefully you don’t resent the length too much.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Forty-Six

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Yep, it was yet another one of those “sigh” updates. I refuse to release substandard material to my adoring fans, so I waited patiently for the muse to arrive.

She didn’t, but then I realized I don’t have any adoring fans, so I threw this shit together and uploaded it.

You’re welcome.

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