The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Sixty-One

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Yet another family emergency dealt with. Raise a glass to parents with iron constitutions for me, would you?

Just so you’re aware, this entire update is hosted on the porn host I use. Not because the entire update is porn, although a lot of it kinda is, but because I couldn’t be bothered to find a better way to do it at the moment. Bear with me as I try to overcome the obstacles that Photobucket was kind enough to present me with.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Sixty

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I’m never using Photobucket again, and after this update I’m putting a big ad at the end of every update telling you not to use Photobucket either.

Until I get bored with it.

Edit: I got bored with it.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Fifty-Nine

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Alright, so I lied. In under the wire! I guess we’re keeping to the schedule. However, as a wise man once said, “Really don’t mind if you sit this one out.”

He also said “Your sperm’s in the gutter, your love’s in the sink” and that’s about the level of discourse we’ll be having in this update.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Fifty-Seven

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Back to university! For the last time before I make some serious fucking changes to it, because I’m going to be doing my PhD and EVEN THAT WON’T PUT ME IN UNIVERSITY FOR THIRTY FUCKING YEARS. Goddamn game. Anyway.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Fifty-Six

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Well, I don’t really know if I have “fans” or not, and I can’t claim to know your tastes fully, but I think if I were ever to have an update full of fan service, it might be this update.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Fifty-Five

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Know what’s better than a whole update full of incest? A whole update full of incest with SIXTY NUDE PICS IN IT. They actually outnumber the pics without nudity this time. I hope your cheques are in the mail, guys.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Fifty-Four

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The family emergency has calmed down somewhat. Your kind words have been appreciated; I shall now reciprocate with a few thousand unkind ones, as is our custom.

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The Pine Valley Chronicles, Chapter Fifty-Three

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We’re leaving the Boring Brigade behind at last, so that’s nice. Of course, we have to run the Lucas gauntlet first, which is maybe not so nice… but it’s gotta get worse before it gets better. I guess.

Ugh.

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