April Fools’ Comparison ’09

Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 3!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!

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Commentary in square brackets, because this shit needs some serious explainin’.

The commentary has its own narrative flow apart from the original narrative flow. If that’s confusing to you, uh… well, darn.

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The Quiet Legacy 1.0

Welcome to the Quiet Legacy, where you bring the popcorn and we bring the crazy!

Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.
And snow. Lots and lots of snow.

Shh!

The following is a walls-up, balls-out, completely nonsensical third-person Legacy.

Wham, bam, you’re welcome ma’am.

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