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In which breaks are taken, and given.
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In which Science is Funded.
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In which I reluctantly conclude the open house of the century.
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In which my magnum edifice is further explored.
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Welcome to This New House.
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In the not-at-all-so-distant, hopefully self-contained, accidentally-forgotten past…
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In which dates are firsted.
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In which losses are cut.
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I’m really excited for 346.
This one’s okay too.
Good advertisement, huh?
Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, your #1 source for serial killers, mad scientists, and zombies!
This hugely detailed generational story is narrated by a foul-tempered, sarcastic, bleeding-heart narrator who writes better than you can and constantly gets into postmodern arguments with his own characters.
Expect black humour, random apocalypses, and about a hundred jokes per chapter. Unsafe at any work!
NOTE: This blog has been migrated from its original home at LiveJournal. Don’t click that link. LiveJournal is garbage. Please let me know if you notice anything out of place here, where everything is wonderful and smells nice!
Check after this post for recent chapters, pick one below, or start at the beginning! Otherwise, try this sample chapter.
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