The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 277

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This one’s tiny.

It’s cold where I am.

🙂


Jesus, Chief is still alive.

I didn’t think people read the paper anymore.

Valerie: That why you stopped making them?

Huggles von Claw: Oh, the majesty of nature.

Brenda: Hello!
Valerie: Says you.

Valerie: Try not to burn the house down. But hey, it’s insured, so… whatever.

Nick: Please tell me that’s lemonade.

Having a family visit?

Nick: Why, am I related to Victor somehow?

Um…

I can’t remember if you know the answer to that or not.

So you don’t.

Brenda: I’m trying to feed it.
Nick: And here I thought you were just building a bottle-fort.

Samantha: I rubbed some spit in there.

Samantha: HAHAHAHA

It’s a little-known fact that Gina Tang was developed by NASA for use in space.

Gina: It’s true!

Nathaniel: It never stops with you people, does it?

Samantha: PLEASE LET ME PEE

The Grim Reaper: ALRIGHT, YOU WERE WARNED.

The Grim Reaper: LOOKS LIKE YOUR SAND RAN OUT PREMATURELY
Brenda: I thought that only happened to men!

Brenda: Nanny PUNNNNCH!

The Grim Reaper: I CAN HONESTLY SAY NOBODY’S TRIED THAT BEFORE

The Grim Reaper: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU MADE ME EVEN SCARIER!

The Grim Reaper: WELL, COME ON THEN. INTO THE WALL. IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Valerie: …everything seems nominal…

Valerie: Hey, was mortality just here? ‘cuz you look like you’ve had a brush.

Nick: Thanks man.

Got yer back mate.

Victor: I like dogs.
Gina: I thought you said you wanted to comment on my haircut…

Nick: Aw come on, Victor’s not that bad! Mrs. Newcastle at school says red eyes are only sometimes the mark of the devil!

Nick: My girlfriend won’t come over unless you leave.
Victor: How convenient. Say “hi” to your totally real girlfriend for me.

Nick: I don’t think I will. She doesn’t like you.

Nick: She is totally real. She’s older than me and has pink hair.
Victor: Alright, now you’re just embarassing yourself.

Victor: Have fun with your imaginary friends, Nick.

Nick: Hey, fuck you.

Nick: Whoa, I feel all tingly!
Victor: Yeah, I like swearing too.

Nick: OH NO TITLE PIC

OH NO HORMONES

You didn’t change much.

Nick: Don’t mess with what works.

Gee, game, y’think?

Angelica: Okay, as long as you’re sure he’s gone.

Nick: Surprise! Puberty.

Angelica: The best surprise!

Angelica: Lookin’ good, my man!
Nick: Yes! I am your man!

Nick: And you’d better not have any others.

Nick: Holy shit that outfit is hot.
Angelica: It feels pretty hot right now!

Nick: Wanna make hormonally-based mistakes?

Angelica: Do I!

Angelica: Does your aunt know I’m here?
Nick: Probably not, she didn’t high-five me.

Ah, love. Random and apropos of nothing.

Just like in real life!

Nick: We can date now!
Angelica: You’re still younger than me.
Nick: Right? Score for you, old lady!

Nick: where arms go
Angelica: don’t know

Nick: Ahh, there’s the sweet spot.

Guard ’em well.

Nick: You have a great ass.
Angelica: I know, right?!

Nick: Hahaha William cheats on everybody, that’s so cruel.

Angelica: CHEATING SURE IS AWFUL

Nick: What does that m-
Angelica: KISSES

Nick: I love you.

Angelica: Hahaha NERD

Angelica: It was the first thing that came to mind.

Nick: Angelica.
Samantha: Bottle!
Nick: Angelica…
Samantha: Bottle, dammit! I’m starving here!

Samantha: Asshole!

Nick: I really am.

Nick: Garbage cologne!

Nick: It’s pretty terrible.

Valerie: Spilled your lemonade, did you?
Nick: Someone did.

Next time: porn.

Judiciously pruned porn.

I’m trying okay?

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