Pleased to meet you. I’m Grugly. It’s a portmanteau of “grumpy” and “ugly.” I don’t really think I’m that ugly, except on the inside; various avatars of mine appear in this story, so you can be the judge of that yourself. But grumpy, oh my yes, most definitely especially.
That said, I’m also a huge bleeding-heart liberal. Expect to see that worldview at violent war with my desire to be funny. Expect it to work sometimes, but maybe not all times.
Drop me a line. I only bite a little.