The Sharpesvale Chronicles: A Romance of Death and Cynicism

Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, your #1 source for serial killers, mad scientists, and zombies!

This hugely detailed generational story is narrated by a foul-tempered, sarcastic, bleeding-heart narrator who writes better than you can and constantly gets into postmodern arguments with his own characters.

Expect black humour, random apocalypses, and about a hundred jokes per chapter. Unsafe at any work!

NOTE: This blog is in the process of being migrated from its original home at LiveJournal. Bear with me as I move my massive backlog of chapters! If you reach the end of the line here, you can always view the original versions at LJ. And please let me know if you notice anything out of place!

Check after this post for recent chapters, pick one below, or start at the beginning! Otherwise, try this sample chapter.

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The Quiet Legacy 1.0

Welcome to the Quiet Legacy, where you bring the popcorn and we bring the crazy!

Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.
And snow. Lots and lots of snow.

Shh!

The following is a walls-up, balls-out, completely nonsensical third-person Legacy.

Wham, bam, you’re welcome ma’am.

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The Clover County Chronicles, Chapter 180

Welcome to the Clover County Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday every week!

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Pretty soon I’m gonna have to truncate that Previous Chapters shit or I won’t have room for the actual images.

Edit: Wow, I wasn’t thinking that until here?!

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